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The Inga Wolf Can By “True” Thomas Whitehart, Bard of Strongbow A Filk song-Filked to the tune of “The Candy Man” |
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True: Who can take an arms deal Make a buck or two Sell a bunch of siloflex and a mace to you? The Inga-Wolf The Inga-Wolf can The Inga-Wolf can cause she spreading all the love and makes the arrows fly true Who can take a Javelin Get it authorized Sell them by the ton and help your foes to die? Strongbow: The Inga-Wolf? True: The Inga-Wolf The Inga-Wolf can The Inga-Wolf can cause she spreading all the love and makes the arrows fly true |
Inga Wolf makes
Everything Straight
Satisfying and quite vicious
Talk about your archery wishes
You can even arm militias
Who can take a battlefield
Make the knights to cry
Decimate the spearman
And make a million missiles fly?
The Inga-Wolf?
Strongbow: The Inga-Wolf can
Bill: The Inga-Wolf can cause she spreading
all the love And makes the arrows fly true!
And the war's a little scarier, all because
the Inga-Wolf Could…..
(And this folks, is why I will be running
scared the rest of my days on the battlefield ;)
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