The Inga Wolf Can
By “True” Thomas Whitehart, Bard of Strongbow

A Filk song-Filked to the tune of “The Candy Man”
 
True:
Who can take an arms deal
Make a buck or two
Sell a bunch of siloflex
and a mace to you?
 
The Inga-Wolf
The Inga-Wolf can
The Inga-Wolf can cause she spreading 
all the love and makes the
arrows fly true
 
Who can take a Javelin
Get it authorized
Sell them by the ton
and help your foes to die?
 
Strongbow: The Inga-Wolf?
 
True: The Inga-Wolf
The Inga-Wolf can
The Inga-Wolf can cause she spreading 
all the love and makes the
arrows fly true
Inga Wolf makes
Everything Straight
Satisfying and quite vicious
Talk about your archery wishes
You can even arm militias
 
Who can take a battlefield
Make the knights to cry
Decimate the spearman
And make a million missiles fly?
 
The Inga-Wolf?
 
Strongbow: The Inga-Wolf can
 
Bill: The Inga-Wolf can cause she spreading
all the love And makes the arrows fly true!
And the war's a little scarier, all because
the Inga-Wolf Could…..
 
(And this folks, is why I will be running
scared the rest of my days on the battlefield ;) 
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